Click on the cover to read the FREE 5-chapter teaser of "Why Clichés".
Click on the cover to read the FREE 5-chapter teaser of "See Her".
Click on the cover to read the FULL copy of "XO" for FREE.
Click on the cover to read the FULL copy of "Complex" for FREE.
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"Why Clichés" is Jane Conquest's comedic advice book on the world of reading and writing, and is now available in Kindle ebook (full color) and Amazon paperback (black and white) for purchase! Click on the cover to read a FREE 5-chapter teaser, or click here to go to Why Clichés in the "Published Novels" page of this website.
REMINDER: None of the short excerpts included in this story are from real books. I made them up, lol.
Jane Conquest’s advice book on reading and writing “Why Clichés” is directed at a much broader audience than just readers and writers. Through Conquest’s comedic “examples” of poorly-written work–based off of real amateur content she observed during her time being “Internet famous” on a website for readers and writers–“Why Clichés” offers a plethora of ideas on how to improve one’s reading and writing skills. But that’s not all… “Why Clichés” has memes, self-learned etiquette for both traditional and online authoring, and the lifelong experience of a very unique–and very obsessed–perspective on the modern world of literature.
In which a boy meets the purple-haired girl of his dreams, but soon finds their love to be anything but dreamy.
"XO" is the fourth novel I completed (and my longest at about 79,000 words). I wrote it between July 2017 and June 2018. It's never taken me so long to complete a book, and I'm still editing it! I consider it to be my first "epic", and I do intend to publish it, but for now the FULL version is posted for FREE here on janeconquest.com! Click on the cover to read, and enjoy!
In the wake of a nuclear war, North America has been reduced to a desert wasteland, and orderly systems have disintegrated. Sparse towns and cities are separated by miles of barren terrain populated by nocturnal Hungries – diseased humans with cannibalistic rage brought on by a drug being created and distributed illegally.
When Esmeralda Watson, a seventeen-year-old with a strange past and a dark set of skills, is approached with an offer she can't refuse, she sets off on a quest far bigger than anything she could have ever imagined.
Jack Ivory, the twenty-year-old task agent assigned to protect the remaining population, has his curiosity piqued when he discovers the infamous Thorn Killer walking the streets of his investigative town.
Jack and Esmeralda set off together on a fantastic journey of love, loss, deception, and blood.
"Complex" is the third novel I completed (my second novel, "See Her", can be found under the "Published Novels" page of this website, click here to go to it), and I wrote all 55,000 words in 21 days. During this time, I was the most depressed I have ever been in my life, and yet, somehow, this is easily the least-dark book I'd written up to that point. I'm proud of it, and I do intend to publish it eventually, but for now, click on the cover to read the FULL version, posted for FREE here on janeconquest.com. Enjoy!
Em Escobar, an anxiety-ridden teenager from urban Texas, suddenly finds herself thrown into the heart of Los Angeles, surrounded by celebrities from all walks of life. Join Em on her journey of love, loss, friendship, and betrayal during her new life in California.
"Two" is the first novel I had ever completed (well, not the first, but the first was so bad, we don't talk about it), and I wrote it between January and April of 2016. It's super heavy/dark and, unlike all of my other books, I have no intention of publishing it anytime soon. Click on the cover to read the FULL version of Two for FREE, which will stay posted to janeconquest.com indefinitely.